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	AKA: "Steven Who?" Fox breed: Homo Sapiens, last I checked- but Canis Lupus will also do Age: 21 Eyes: Brown (not incandescent crimson stoked by the fires of Hell, as popularly believed) Fur: Brown, Dark brown Cup Size: No comment Place of Birth: Minneapolis, MN (Not Hell or Detroit, MI as popularly believed) Team Occupation: Madman, Butcher, Televangelist Weapon(s) of choice: Middle and index fingers, placed at a 30-degree angle (facial thrusting weapon). Also has a really big knife. Friends: Slip, Aelius, Josh the Samurai, Carlito, Kelketek, Deerock, and the Pope Likes:money, power, intrigue, tall java chip frappucinos Dislikes:The fact that other people always seem to have all the money, power, intrigue, and java chip frappucinos Preferred Music:70's soul, funk, industrial/techno, and classic rock Skills: N/A (Meaning either I have none, or my skill set is so dangerous that I cannot disclose what I do. Feel free to pick one.) Description: Jodimest is only 21, but because he smokes, drinks, and channels the angry energy of a thousand souls, he looks more like 70 or 80. He has short black hair, rather unspectacular build, hopefully tan skin, and is wanted in 19 countries. He wears cotton, but prefers not to refer to himself in the third person. Biography: Born in 1983 due to a clerical error, sent overseas for rapid liberalization therapy. After sixteen years of life in Egypt, Yemen, Pakistan, and Bangladesh (With travels to tens of other countries), he returned to the United States and was rewarded with that greatest of gifts: Fresh orange juice. While he prefers the company of understanding people, he is widely hated for his views on the world, which include meditations like "What if people looked at foreign people as though they were PEOPLE, and not aberrations or lunatics? Wouldn't that be cool?" and "Hey, we have orange juice! Never mind supercarriers and ICBM's! Who else in the world has immediate access to such high quality orange juice? This rocks!" Favorite Jewel Vixen: Emerald Most Epic Battle: The battle between Marginal and Mediocre Most Villainous Villain: Me! Previous Works: N/A (hasn't worked a day in his life!)